If I Were a Bell

Seth MacFarlane

Compositor: Frank Loesser

Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well dear, all I can say is if I were a bell, I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
'Cause if I were a lamp, I would light
Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel little me with my quiet upbringing
Well dear, all I can say is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch I would start popping my springs
Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well dear, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning
And if I were a season, then I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding